Monday, April 23, 2007

Wal-Mart

The free-market part of the equation referred to the putative benefit of unrestrained economic competition between individuals, and because corporations enjoyed the legal status of persons, they were assumed to be on an equal footing with other persons in a given locality. Thus, Wal-Mart was considered the theoretical equal of Bob the appliance store owner, and if Bob happened to lose in the retail competition because he couldn’t order 50,000 coffee-makers at a crack from a factory 12,000 miles away in Hangzhou, and receive a deep discount for being such an important customer, well, it wasn’t as though he hadn’t been given the chance. –James Howard Kunstler, The Long Emergency (2005)

The First Law of Thermodynamics says that energy cannot be either destroyed or created, only changed. Entropy, the Second Law of Thermodynamics, says that the change of state in any given amount of energy flows in one direction, from being concentrated in one place to becoming diffused or dispersed and spread out; from being ordered to being disordered. A hot cup of coffee cools off sooner or later. Its heat is diffused until the temperature of the coffee stabilizes to equilibrium with the air around it. It never gets spontaneously hotter. A tire goes flat, it never spontaneously reinflates. Windup clocks wind down, they don’t wind up. Time goes in one direction. Entropy explains why logs burn, why iron rusts, why tornadoes happen, and why animals die.

The reason that everything in the real world does not fall apart at once is that the flow of entropy faces obstructions or constraints. The more complex the system, the more constraints. A given system will automatically select the path or drains that get the system to a final state—exhaust its potential—at the fastest possible rate given the constraints. Simple, ordered flows drain entropy at a faster rate than complexly disordered flows. Hence, the creation of every more efficient ordered flows in American society, the removal of constraints, has accelerated the winding down of American potential, which is exactly why a Wal-mart economy will bring us to grief more rapidly than a national agglomeration of diverse independent small-town economies. Efficiency is the straightest path to hell. –James Howard Kunstler, The Long Emergency (2005)

War

Only the dead know the end of war. –Plato

Blunders are an inescapable feature of war, because choice in military affairs generally lies between the bad and the worse. –Allan Massie

If you want to know how Congressional Medals of Honor are won—that is, where men have been virtually willing to throw away their lives—it’s usually at the level of the squad, or eight to ten [men]. Soldiers don’t charge a machine-gun nest because they care so much about American democracy, but in support of their squad or buddies. –Edwin O. Wilson

Numberless soldiers have died, more or less willingly, not for country or honor or religious faith or for any other abstract good, but because they realized that by fleeing their posts and rescuing themselves, they would expose their companions to greater danger. Such loyalty to the group is the essence of fighting morale. Comrades are loyal to each other and without any need for reasons. –J. Glen Gray

People say that the memorial transcends politics. These responses all miss the brilliance of what Lin did. The Vietnam Memorial is a piece about death for a culture in which people are constantly being told that life is the only thing that matters. It doesn’t say that death is noble, which is what supporters of the war might like it to say. It only says that death is real, and that in a way, no matter what else it is about, people die. Maintaining that the memorial is apolitical is the civic thing to do: reconciliation is what we want memorials to promote. But the conservatives were not mistaken. The Vietnam Veterans Memorial is one of the great anti-war statements of all time.

Peace in the Middle East could be achieved in two ways, a political solution and a miracle. The political solution would be if God came down to earth and decreed that all the groups should live in peace. The miracle would be if the leaders got together on their own. –Khalil Jahshan

There are no bad regiments; there are only bad colonels. –Napoleon

Verdun is the most tragic place you can think of with the exception of Auschwitz. Auschwitz is a monument to human evil; Verdun is a monument to human absurdity. –Dominique Moisi

War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography. –Ambrose Bierce

[A]t High Wood, …, I saw one of the most affecting memorials of my tour, a cairn memorializing the Glasgow Highlanders. The cairn is made of 192 stones brought from Culloden, one for each man killed here. It is five feet, seven inches tall, which was the minimum height required of recruits for the battalion. The inscription on the cairn reads: “Just here, Children of Gael went down shoulder to shoulder on 15 July 1916.” The only words that matched those were on a stone plaque outside the Devonshire Cemetery near Mametz. They read: “The Devonshires held this trench, the Devonshires hold it still.”

Through our great good fortune, in our youth our hearts were touched with fire. It was given to us to learn at the outset that life is a profound and passionate thing. –Oliver Wendell Holmes

Reports that say something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say, we know there are some things that we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don’t know we don’t know. –Donald Rumsfeld

Whether [the latest model diesel-powered Russian submarine] is so quiet that U.S. submariners will no longer be able to detect it until it begins sinking ships or destroying cities—known archly as “providing flaming data”—is an imponderable of the post-Cold War world.

Anyone who isn’t confused doesn’t really understand the situation. –Walter Bryan on Vietnam

To be killed in a war is not the worst thing that can happen. To be lost is not the worst. To be forgotten is the worst. –Pierre Claeyssens

It’s hard to be a hero without a war. That’s why I’m so suspicious of the military. –Lyndon B. Johnson

Amateurs talk about strategy; professionals talk about logistics. –Gen. Omar Bradley

Radar—which has not been a useful tool for 40 years—generally provides more information to the enemy than to the user. In this realm, the periscope is valuable beyond all comprehension of a nonsubmariner. It is the only unambiguous sensor available to the submariner; but it is also a source of unambiguous detection for surface and air submarine hunters. [I]n submarine operations the desire to look exceeds that in all other human activities, except perhaps poker. This urge grows exponentially with uncertainty. The more inexperienced the captain, the greater the itch. The well-trained and practiced can take a good look in six to ten seconds, but most spend half a minute or more. Adding to the submarine’s inherent technical complexity is the paucity of clues about the outside world and the constant pressure of high pressure water on all sides. Submarines—essentially, ships that sink intentionally—are stressful work places as a matter of routine. –Adm. W. J. Holland

Only part of us is sane. The other half of us is nearly mad … and wants to die in a catastrophe that will set back life to its beginnings. –Rebecca West (Cicily Isabel Fairfield)

Whether or not we avoid another war, we are covered with prospective guilt. –Reinhold Niebuhr

I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm’s way. –John Paul Jones

We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm. –George Orwell

I love it. God help me I do love it so. I love it more than my life. –Gen. George S. Patton (George C. Scott), Patton

Patton had two phrases that he used almost ad nauseum. The first, from Danton, was: “Audacity, always audacity, still more audacity.” The second was “the unforgiving minute,” a phrase from Kipling that referred to certain times in war when the collective will of a people or an army can without warning collapse—critical moments that must be capitalized on.

Once you hear the details of victory, it is hard to distinguish it from a defeat. --Jean-Paul Sartre
 
Far from a sickness, violence may be an attempt to communicate, or to be who you really are.  –Thomas Pynchon, written of the Watts riot
 
Every boy ought to learn to shoot and to obey orders, else he is no more good when war breaks out than an old woman, and merely gets killed like a squealing rabbit.  –Robert Baden-Powell
 
All inventions in the improvements of arms tend to place the weak on a level with the strong; we are the strong, and therefore do not encourage improvements.  –Lord Raglan, 1826

According to Amory, in 1919, Lord Dunsany took out a new notebook in which he intended to answer the challenge of the day and pasted into it a line clipped from a newspaper: “It is a great responsibility to have survived the war.” The book remained blank. –Laura Miller

War involves in its progress such a train of unforeseen and unsupposed circumstances that no human wisdom can calculate the end. It has but one thing certain, and that is to increase taxes. –Thomas Paine

The nation that will insist upon drawing a broad line of demarcation between the fighting man and the thinking man is liable to find its fighting done by fools and its thinking by cowards. –Sir William Francis Butler (quoted by Eliot A. Cohen in support of ROTC)

Man is a military animal, glories in gunpowder, and loves parade. –Phillip James Bailey

[W]ars are generally fought because of a false sense of certainty. Usually some leader thinks he is a God, or talks to God, or descended from the Gods, or thinks God gave his people some particular piece of real estate. The leader’s opinion is the most certain in the land. People flock to certainty and adopt the certainty as their own. The next thing you know, stuff is blowing up. You can take any major problem in the world and identify a key culprit who has more certainty than he or she should. For example, Osama Bin Laden is certain that Allah exists, and he’s certain that humans can know what an omnipotent being wants us to do. That hasn’t worked out well for anyone. –Scott Adams

I think refugees are part of the makeup of who Europeans are. There is always a part of the European mind that is half-packed and ready to go. –Andrei Codrescu

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can and as often as you can, and keep moving on. –Ulysses S. Grant

Next to a battle lost, the greatest misery is a battle gained. –Duke of Wellington

War is a coward’s escape from the problems of peace. –William Sloane Coffin, Jr.

[John Master’s] writing is suffused with nostalgia for the regiment in which he served in the 1930s, the Prince of Wales’ Own 4th Gurkha Rifles. The Nepalese tribesman known as Gurkhas have been fighting under the Union Jack since 1815. Masters was rapturous in describing their “straightness, honesty, naturalness, loyalty, courage”—all qualities illustrated in a famous anecdote about a group of Gurkhas who in 1940 were asked to jump out of an airplane.

Only 70 men came forward at first. One hundred men were needed. The British officers, crestfallen, “called upon the sacred honor of the regiment and vowed that the parachutes never—well, hardly ever—failed to open.” Upon hearing this, a lance naik (lance corporal) happily exclaimed, “Oh, we jump with parachutes, do we? That’s different.” And thereupon the entire regiment volunteered. –Max Boot

I meet daily numbers of people each of whom is capable of losing the war singlehanded. –Munia Postan, working in England’s Ministry of Economic Warfare, Oct., 1939

The barrage of bombs and rockets brought one’s life to a higher pitch of tension than ever before. Surviving the blasts produced grim humor and constant exhilaration. We would say to one another, “I’m not worried till a bomb comes with my name on it.” But, as a friend said to me while a V-1 roared overhead, “To hell with the bomb with my name on it. The bomb I’m worried about is the one marked: ‘To whom it may concern.’” --Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.

Of course the war was never over for my generation. We pretended it was, went home, picked up the broken threads of our lives. Many sought education under the GI Bill, married the girls they left behind, produced the baby boom and looked to the future, not the past. The war seemed to slip away, almost as if we were in deliberate denial. Farley Mowat, the Canadian writer, spoke for the generation when he said about the war, “I kept the deeper agonies of it wrapped in the cotton wool of protective forgetfulness.” --Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.

(in the Thirty Years War) I wandered I knew not whither, and followed I knew not whom. –Sydenham Poyntz

(the fog of war) A general never knows anything with certainty, never sees his enemy clearly, and never knows positively where he is. –Napoleon Bonaparte

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. –General and President Dwight David Eisenhower

I know that it is socially acceptable to write about war as an unmitigated horror, but subjectively at least, it was not true, and you can feel its pull on men's memories at the maudlin reunions of war divisions. They mourn for their dead, but also for war. –A. J. Liebling

Wherever there's injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening. –P. J. O’Rourke

[In the Cold War, the U.S. and the Soviet Union] behaved like two heavily armed blind men feeling their way around the room, each believing himself in mortal peril from the other whom he assumes to have perfect vision. –Henry Kissinger

“I consider the destruction of the enemy’s fleet of so much consequence,” he [wrote],” that I would willingly have half of mine burned to effect their destruction. I am in a fever. God send I may find them.” Nelson’s declared purpose, in letter after letter, was simple and total: “annihilation.” The spirit of Achilles was in him. –Adam Nicholson, of Admiral Horatio Nelson

The sword is mightier than the pen. –Art Buchwald

War is Cruelty. The Crueler it is, the sooner it will be over. –Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman

The War Between the States

“Dear Douglas Freeman,” the letter of September 21, 1938, began. “We should meet as the only two biographers in the Western Hemisphere who have written a million-word portrait.” The letter was signed with “more than esteem” by Carl Sandburg. The biographer of Lincoln and Lee did get together and were drawn immediately to each other. Sandburg mentioned an incident of a Kentucky father and his two sons. Both sons lost their lives in the Civil War, one fighting for the Union and the other for the Confederacy. There were buried in a double grave with one headstone. “Under the names of his two sons,” Sandburg related, “the father had the inscription: ‘God knows which was right.’”

“Both sides were right,” Freeman replied.

Sandburg was struck by the comment. “I still cogitate on it,” he wrote later. –David E. Johnson, Douglas Southall Freeman

Sherman’s Retreat Through Georgia to the Sea --Paul “the Dutchman” Hartman

What a war! Everything we are or will be goes right back to that period. It decided for once and for all which way we were going, and we’ve gone. –Shelby Foote

[The Civil War was] a bloody mess from start to finish, unredeemable even by Lee or Lincoln, and all the ‘glory’ aura isn’t worth the death of a single soldier. The cause was bad on both sides, and the worst cause won. –Shelby Foote

Yet his (J.E.B Stuart) greatest contribution to military science was not in the realm of battlefield tactics but in his unerring ability to send his commanders accurate, specific, up-to-date reports of enemy movements and intentions—real-time strategic intelligence, as it is called today. It was this gift that Robert E. Lee emphasized in his famous lament that Stuart “never brought me a piece of false information.” --Edward G. Longacre

The Civil War, when “America was put on the cross, died and was resurrected . . . would be the all-encompassing template behind everything that I would write.” --Bob Dylan

I John Brown am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty, land: will never be purged away; but with Blood. I had as I now think: vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed; it might be done. –John Brown, on the day of his execution

One man I knew had been north to the big cities and he said it was every feature of such places that we were fighting to prevent. –Inman, in “Cold Mountain” by Charles Frazier

Go home now, and if you make as good citizens as you have soldiers, you will do well, and I shall always be proud of you. Goodbye, and God bless you all. –Gen. Lee to his troops after the surrender at Appomattox. April 9, 1865

The War on Drugs

[In 1971] the law was changed to ensure that the production and supply of dangerous drugs should henceforth be in the hands of criminal organizations. –William Donaldson, of the British law

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you have too much money.

The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community against his will is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant. He cannot rightfully be compelled to do or to forbear because it will be better for him to do so, because it will make him happier, because in the opinions of others to do so would be wise or even right. –John Stuart Mill

(2006) Compared to the War on Drugs, the war in Iraq is the most successful military operation in the history of warfare. –Richard Lynn

Wine

There are many ways to the recognition of truth and Burgundy is one of them. --Isak Dinesen

Wisdom

Knowing is one thing. Believing another. Understanding another. –Amos Oz

In seeking Wisdom, the first stage is silence, the second listening, the third remembrance, the fourth practicing, the fifth teaching. –Rabbi Solomon ibn Gabirol

It’s amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired. –Robert Heinlein

[M]ost poetic sounding adages are plain wrong. Borrowed wisdom can be vicious. I need to make a huge effort not to be swayed by well-sounding remarks. I remind myself of Einstein’s remark that common sense is nothing but a collection of misconceptions acquired by age eighteen. Furthermore, What sounds intelligent in a conversation or a meeting, or, particularly, in the media, is suspicious. –Nassim Nicholas Taleb

[K]nowledge does not predict behavior. Smart people can do dumb things. Some cardiologists are chain-smokers. Einstein unlocked the secrets of the universe, but he ran his sailboat up on a sandbar. I have met nutritionists with Ph.D.s who confessed that while driving alone late at night in strange cities and seeing the giant yellow arches, have pulled in, ordered the double cheeseburger with bacon and the super-size fries, and parked in the shadows and slid down low in the seat and eaten the whole bucket of slops. Theologians have cashed in their pensions and flown off to Rio with Amber the cocktail waitress. –Garrison Keillor

Wisdom is the knowledge of good and evil not the strength to choose between the two. –John Cheever

The wise man listens to meaning; the fool only gets the noise. The modern Greek poet C. P. Cavafy wrote a piece in 1915 after Philostratus’ adage “For the gods perceive things in the future, but the wise perceive things about to happen.” Cavafy wrote: “In their intense mediation the hidden sound of things approaching reaches them and they listen reverently while in the street outside the people hear nothing at all.” –Nassim Nicholas Taleb, Fooled by Randomness

I don’t know much. I know a little bit about golf. I know how to make a stew. And I know how to be a decent man. –Byron Nelson

The most certain sign of wisdom is cheerfulness. --Michel de Montaigne

Women

When a diplomat says yes, he means perhaps. When he says perhaps, he means no. When he says no, he is not a diplomat. When a lady says no, she means perhaps. When she says perhaps, she means yes. But when she says yes, she is no lady. –Lord Denning

Mothers find themselves in a film noir every other day. My byline for the film is ‘It’s a mess. She’s a mother. She cleans it up. Next.’ --the actress who played the mother in The Deep End

Three failed marriages have taught me this: You can disagree with what a woman says, but never argue with how she feels. –Doug Sanders

As long as there are human beings—particularly boys and overgrown boys—around to fart, and make fart jokes, there will be cartoons. Of that you can be sure. This is not a criticism of boys or what they turn into; it just happens to be a fact, and a diamond-hard one, that boys aren’t subject to the depredations of the Four Horseman of Appropriate-ness—Received Notions About Femininity, Fear of Not Being Perceived as Nice, No Boy Will Ever Want You If You Act/Look/Talk Like That, and Caring Too Much What Other People Think of You. These soul killers, having been loosed on the world by all the manufacturers of pink toys and spaghetti-strap toddlerwear, and sometimes by well-meaning, anxious mothers, come after girls before they even start elementary school and turn them into polite (if sometimes mean) little beings. –Nancy Franklin

Her eyes were blue, her mouth red, her teeth white and she had a nose. Without getting steamed up over the details, she was nice. –Dashiell Hammett

Women will always outwork you at the margins. –Walter J. Karabian

The photography in her various publications seems to reduce all of female longing to its essential elements. A basket of flowers, a child’s lawn pinafore draped across a painted rocking chair, an exceptionally white towel folded in thirds and perched in glamorous isolation on a clean and barren shelf; most of the pictures feature a lot of sunlight, and many show rooms that are either empty of people or occupied solely by Martha, evoking the profound and enduring female desires for solitude and silence. No heterosexual man can understand this stuff, and no woman with a beating heart and an ounce of femininity can resist it. I can unpack a paragraph of Martha Stewart’s prose with the best of them, but I also fall mute and wondering at the pages of Martha Stewart Living. –Caitlin Flanagan

She walked toward me, her hips waving a happy hello. –Mickey Spillane

Are women “the equal” of men? This is an embarrassing subject. Women are certainly physically inferior to men and if this were not the case the whole history of the world would be different. Any woman who has ever had her wrist twisted by a man recognizes a fact of nature as humbling as a cyclone to a frail tree branch. How can anything be more important than this? --Elizabeth Hardwick

She thinks she’s a feminist but she’s just bad-tempered.

A woman’s body works as if it knew something she didn’t and does not have her best interests at heart. –Fay Weldon

A woman’s like a dresser, some man is always ramblin’ through its drawers. –Robert Johnson

Hot girls want you to call them smart. Smart girls want you to call them hot. –Paget Brewster

The proper study of mankind is woman. –Henry Adams

Workaholics

A lawyer’s vacation is defined as the space between a cross-examiner’s question and a witness’s answer. –Rufus Choate, early American lawyer

I went to California to a stress-reduction course and then I caught the red-eye back so I wouldn’t miss any work. –Dr. William Fair

Mine is a compulsion not so easily defined as boozing, smoking or betting. But, according to those around me, it is just as perilous to my happiness and theirs. Perhaps it is best described as an infatuation with “buzz,” with filling every minute with an endless whirl of motion—necessary or not. It’s not quite workaholism in its purest, career-obsessive form. I long ago passed the age at which the glittering prizes seemed but a few gallons of midnight oil away. Nor it is a compulsive accumulating of trivial facts and pointless achievements in a classic male trainspotting mode. Rather, it’s a fear of any sort of lull or repose. A nagging, ever-present feeling that if you cease to do, you cease to be. –Richard Morrison

What he [V. S. Pritchett] wrote of Gibbon applies equally to himself: “Sooner or later, the great men turn out to be all alike. They never stop working. They never lose a minute. It is very depressing.” --Benjamin Schwarz

Writers

A writer's like anybody else except when he's writing. –Shelby Foote

Accepting the historian’s standards without his paraphernalia, I have employed the novelist’s methods without his license. –Shelby Foote, The Civil War

Shelby Foote once criticized scholars for saying, “Here’s a subject I’m interested in—as soon as I’ve discovered everything there is to know about it, I’ll write a book.” Foote’s own approach was “I think I’ll write a book about it and see what I can learn.” --John Egerton

… Foote shared with him his Aristotelian belief that a narrative pattern already exists within an event, one that merely needed to be discovered. Foote encapsulated his beliefs … by saying, “God is the greatest dramatist.” --C. Stuart Chapman

He [Phillip Roth] now lives the life he’s always wanted to live without the beholdeness to others except the people he cares about. He’s like a graduate student/monk. There are not a lot of moving parts to his life now. Complicated domestic arrangements, the needs and conflicts of family life, are all Rube Goldberg machines, and he now does without that. When you are younger, you’re propelled by a lot of unslaked desires. Now there is this one thing: the work. –Judith Thurman

For a long time, Roth kept two small signs near his desk. One read, “Stay Put,” the other, “No Optional Striving.” Optional striving appears to be a category that includes everything save writing, exercise, sleep, and solitude. –David Remnick

It’s a wonderful experience. That act of passionate and minute memory is what binds your days together—days, weeks, months—and living with it is my greatest pleasure. I think for any novelist it has to be the greatest pleasure, that’s why you’re doing it—to make the daily connections. I do it by living a very austere life. I don’t experience it as being austere in any negative sense, but you have to be a bit like a soldier with a barracks life, or whatever you want to call it. That is to say, I rule everything else out of my life. I didn’t always, but I do now. If I’m healthy and strong and writing every day, who cares? Whatever problem is raised for me by what I’m writing, I think, Don’t worry about it, all it takes is time. That’s all it takes. I don’t worry anymore that I don’t have what it takes to solve the problem. There are no interruptions, and I’ve got all the time in the world. Time is on my side. –Phillip Roth

Sheer Playfulness and Deadly Seriousness are my closest friends. –Phillip Roth

I cannot and do not live in the world of discretion, not as a writer, anyway. I would prefer to, I assure you — it would make life easier. But discretion is, unfortunately, not for novelists. –Phillip Roth

For the writer, home is that place from which we can observe, where distractions are at a minimum.

Someone once said to W. H. Auden, “I didn’t like your last book.” Said Auden, “I didn’t write it for you.”

(writers engage despair by writing about it) [I]n calamity, he finds new materials. –Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one pisses from quite the height that Vidal does. In his detachment, he is too clear-eyed to hate and too knowing to be grave. His goal, it seems to me, is to teach, which is why he so often writes in epigrams. He doesn’t want to be remembered; he wants to be memorized. –John Updike

I'm willing to show good taste, if I can, in somebody else's living room, but our reading life is too short for a writer to be in any way polite. Since his words enter into another's brain in silence and intimacy, he should be as honest and explicit as we are with ourselves. –John Updike

The great paradox of the writer’s life is how much time he spends alone trying to connect with other people. –Betsy Lerner

It contains little in the way of original primary research: FitzGerald hasn’t done much legwork. But she has done heroic chairwork. She has read and digested prodigious quantities of material …. By drawing together thousands of snapshots and arranging them side by side along a timeline, she achieves a stereoptic effect. This isn’t just a picture of the Reagan Administration’s arms-control machinations—it’s a hologram.

You did not come back from hell with empty hands. –Andre Malraux to Whittaker Chambers after reading the galleys of Witness

He [August Wilson] has tried to live his writing life by the Buddhist motto “You’re entitled to the work but not the reward.”

Edna St. Vincent Millay said that she treated suitors for her hand as she later, laughingly, claimed to treat her publishers: “Although I reject their proposals, I welcome their advances.”

In my own experience, nothing is harder for the developing writer than overcoming his anxiety that he is fooling himself and cheating or embarrassing his family and friends. To most people, even those who don’t read much, there is something special and vaguely magical about writing, and it is not easy for them to believe that someone they know—someone quite ordinary in many respects—can really do it. –John Gardner

Muse is a ghost. In a real sense, writing comes as it comes. It really is like ghostwriting. It’s like it comes form someplace else. Maxwell Perkins, I think, said that Thomas Wolfe wasn’t a writer, he was a divine wind chime. The wind blew through him and he just rattled. And I think that’s true of a lot of writers. It’s true of me. –Stephen King

(Geoffrey Wolff’s first novel) Wolff never tried to sell the novel. His advisor at Princeton “took care of that for me,” he says. “Actually, he advised me to put it in my desk drawer. And I said, ‘Save it?’ He said, ‘No, I’d lock the desk drawer, throw away the key.’ Keys can be found. He said, ‘I’d set fire to the desk.’”

Vonnegut doesn’t really have a best and worst. He once wrote about the radio comedians Bob and Ray that their worst was pretty close to their best, and the same is true of him.

One of the reasons I could never write about what our family life was really like was because my parents were good, hard-working, responsible people and that's boring for a novelist. What I discovered inadvertently was that if you put pressure on these decent people, then you've got a story. –Phillip Roth

(a reply to critics) I’m a writer. I MAKE THINGS UP. –Gore Vidal

Writers on the subject of August Strindberg have omitted to mention that he could not write. –Rebecca West

Everywhere I go, I’m asked if I think the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them. –Flannery O’Connor

I did not know how long I would live, and I longed to leave something absolutely truthful; this play might well illuminate the dilemma of science, but it failed to embarrass me with what it revealed, and I had never written a good thing that did not make me blush (nor did I think anyone else had either). –Arthur Miller

The good thing about being a writer is that if you are a real writer, no one is going to write the same book as you. They might get some things right that you got wrong, but it won’t be the same book. –Robert Hughes

He [John Updike] must have had an unpublished thought, but you couldn’t tell it. –William Pritchard

A writer is always selling somebody out. –Joan Didion

He slipped occasionally, for he fought on muddy grounds. –Ben Hecht, said of Westbrook Pegler

During the Great Depression, Frederick Faust (Max Brand) was one of the best-paid pulp fiction writers in America, earning five cents a word. He managed to make about 100,000 dollars a year at that rate, finishing a full-length novel every week. But what he really always wanted to be was a poet, and he was ashamed of the novels he published. In a letter to his wife, he said, "Daily I thank God in three languages that I write under a pen name." When his children asked him what he did with his typewriter all day, he told them he was making shoes. –Garrison Keillor

Solitary ... people don't have relationships; they are quite unrelatable. If you and I were capable of being altogether house-trained and made jolly, we should be nicer people, but not writers. –Elizabeth Bowen, writing to V. S. Pritchett

There are very few professions in which people just sit down and think hard for five or six hours a day all by themselves. [If you become a writer] you have the liberty to do that, but once you have the liberty you also have the obligation to do it. –Tobias Wolff

A writer needs three things, experience, observation, and imagination, any two of which, at times any one of which, can supply the lack of the others. –William Faulkner

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. –A. J. Liebling

Not enough love in the home, the verdict is, and so poor little Truman [Capote] sought it everywhere else. ("Too much love in the home," I long to write on papers by many undeservedly confident students.) --Joseph Epstein

My rooms [full of books] might have been armor, a disguise or a beard, but I wanted millions of admirers to peek inside and see me there, and when they did I wished for them to revere and pity me at once. The contradiction in this wish tormented me, so I ignored it. Then I became a writer and it began to sustain me. –Jonathan Lethem

A person becomes a writer because they're deficient. They have problems. They're crazy. They have unhappy families. They're eccentric. And not because they've read a lot of books necessarily, but on the contrary - maybe they haven't read enough books. There's a strong irrationality about the writing life. Often a writer writes just to maintain their sanity. –Paul Theroux

My early novels were acquired by the National Library of Oblivion, they were happy and at peace now, I was free to do whatever I wanted. –Alan Furst

Back in the United States, I went where all historical novelists must go, to the library. My favorite place. I have a theory that writers don’t actually want to write books, they want to read them, but, discovering that they are unavailable to read, because they are unwritten, they write them. –Alan Furst

“My primary aim is to amuse Americans on their aircraft. You have your life and your work, and you should get the two as confused and as mixed up as possible. Make it all one fabric. Vincent van Gogh did that. Hank Williams did it, Allen Ginsberg, Bukowski, those kinds of people did it.” He thought about it for a minute, lit his cigar, and added, “Anne Frank, of necessity, did it.” Kinky Friedman, quoted by Dan Halpern

Perfection of the life or of the work. –W. B. Yeats

(Paul Johnson writes about 6,000 words a day, every day, but he says:) That's
nothing to a chap like Sartre! Sartre could do 20,000 words a day! That's why in my essay on him I call him a little ball of fur and ink!

[I had] the kind of happy childhood that is so damaging to a writer...where our fathers were all World War II veterans and our mothers were always at home. –Thomas Mallon

I've never thought about myself in terms of a career... I don't have a career, I have a typewriter. --Don DeLillo

If you don't write your books, nobody else will do it for you. No one else has lived your life. -- José Saramago

I am in fact, a hobbit in all but size. I like gardens, trees and unmechanized farmlands. I smoke a pipe and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field).... I go to bed late and get up late (when possible). I do not travel much. –J. R. R. Tolkien

I write for no other purpose than to add to the beauty that now belongs to me. I write a book for no other reason than to add three of four hundred acres to my magnificent
estate. –Jack London

No human being who devotes his life and energy to the manufacture of fantasies can be anything but fundamentally inadequate. –Christoper Hampton

[Samuel Beckett] His argument was with the Book of Genesis. –Hugh Kenner

Books fall from Garry Wills like leaves from a maple tree in a sort of permanent October. –John Leonard

All my writing is about noncommunication--which is very sad and very funny. --William Trevor

E. B. White avoided public gatherings and ceremonies whenever he could. At White’s memorial service, Roger Angell, his stepson, said, “If Andy White could be with us today he would not be with us today.”

All I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world. –E. B. White

Thomas Coraghessan Boyle was born Thomas John Boyle, but he changed his middle name to Coraghessan when he was 17. He said, "I suppose it's an affectation, of a sort, but what the hell. There are five billion of us on the planet all screaming for attention."

For a country to have a great writer is like having a second government. That is why no regime has ever loved great writers, only minor ones. –Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Dickens did not write what the people wanted. Dickens wanted what the people wanted. –G. K. Chesterton

A happy childhood can't be cured. Mine'll hang around my neck like a rainbow, that's all, instead of a noose. --Hortense Calisher

[Jack] London, sober, would have written nothing worth reading. –H. L. Mencken

Writer's Block

The stoical motto is “What hinders you.” I’d like to be able to write clearer. “What’s stopping you?” I’d like to be able to figure a project out. “What’s stopping you?” I mean, let’s say Sophocles took eighteen years to write “Oedipus Rex.” It’s not under your control how quickly you complete “Oedipus Rex,” but it is under your control whether or not you give up. It doesn’t have to be calm and clear-eyed. You just have to not give up. –David Mamet

It is by sitting down to write every morning that one becomes a writer. Those who do not do this remain amateurs. –Gerald Brenan

(tension between writing and laziness) There is nothing to express, nothing with which to express, no power to express, no desire to express, together with the obligation to express. –Samuel Beckett

The 1984 Pepperdine Staley lecturer said, “I’d rather write than talk.” I agreed, but I hadn’t reached the stage where I’d rather write than read. –Richard Lynn

(advice to those with writer’s block) You’re not meant to be doing this. Plenty more where you came from. –Gore Vidal

I walk a circuit around town, …, waiting for inspiration. It doesn’t happen. This is because any writer who waits for inspiration is being an ass. Inspiration is achieved in humans by effort, a pumping of thoracic bellows—you have to breathe for yourself. No one will breathe for you. –Paul Collins

Here in Minnesota one is surrounded by industrious Swedes and Germans, and so one must invent a cover story for laziness. Here is the perfect one: I am working on a book. A book can take years to write and nobody has to see it, ever. You can work on the book by holding a blank pad in your hand and looking at it. Then you set the pad down and close your eyes. If people ask how it's going, you say, "It's coming along." This can cover a lot of slow afternoons dozing in the shade. After a few years, if they ask, you say, "I didn't like it so I tossed it." They will commiserate: poor you, all that hard work down the drain. You get 10 years of excuses and then you get pity. It doesn't get any better than that. --Garrison Keillor

[T]truth is that most people who want to write do not, in fact, write, and many writers don't write, though they plan to and do some research and talk about writing, they don't sit down and do the work. Writer's block is the result of misjudging your own talent. If you imagine you're a Great Novelist and you sit down and can't write the great novel, it means that you're not who you thought you were. –Garrison Keillor

The truth, young people, is that writing is no more difficult than building a house, and the only good reason to complain is to discourage younger and more talented writers from climbing on the gravy train and pushing you off. –Garrison Keillor

Planning to write is not writing. Outlining, researching, talking to people about what you're doing, none of that is writing. Writing is writing. –E. L. Doctorow

I learned to produce whether I wanted to or not. It would be easy to say oh, I have writer's block, oh, I have to wait for my muse. I don't. Chain that muse to your desk and get the job done. --Barbara Kingsolver

Gay Talese described a memo he once sent himself: “Do I have ‘Writer’s Block’? No, you’re not suffering from ‘Writer’s Block,’ you’re just showing good judgment in not publishing anything at this time. Your demonstrating concern for readers in not burdening them with bad writing. There should be a National Book Award given annually to certain writers for NOT WRITING.”

I write anywhere, anytime. I don’t need a space or a place. I just need an idea. I write when an idea strikes. If I’m not near a computer, I find any scrap of paper I can get my hands on. The object is to capture the idea the moment it pops into your mind. You will never remember it later. … I write from my own experience. I don’t need research statistics to back up a thought or a concept. Either it happened to me or I believe it to be true, based on my personal experience. Statistics lie. I don’t. … I rely on spell-check and keep on writing until I complete the thought. I never stop writing to fix something until the thought I’m writing is complete. Spelling and writing are mutually exclusive. If you stop to spell, you lose momentum. You can always check your spelling. You cannot always retain the flow or thought. –Jeffrey Gitomer

Writing

Sad things can happen when an author chooses the wrong subject. First the author suffers, then the reader, and finally the publisher, all together in a tiny whirlpool of pain. –Wilfrid Sheed

The enemy of clear language is insincerity. –George Orwell

Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven on by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand. For all one knows, that demon is simply the same instinct that makes a baby squall for attention. –George Orwell

You’re entitled to steal anything you are strong enough to carry out. –Saul Bellow

Immature artists borrow, while mature artists steal. –T. S. Eliot, also Lionel Trilling

If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate; the ‘Ode to a Grecian Urn’ is worth any number of old ladies. –William Faulkner

A writer is someone who spends years patiently trying to discover the second being inside him, and the world that makes him who he is. When I speak of writing, the image that comes first to my mind is not a novel, a poem, or a literary tradition; it is the person who shuts himself up in a room, sits down at a table, and, alone, turns inward. Amid his shadows, he builds a new world with words. This man—or this woman—may use a typewriter, or profit from the ease of a computer, or write with a pen on paper, as I do. As he writes, he may drink tea or coffee, or smoke cigarettes. From time to time, he may rise from his table to look out the window at the children playing in the street, or, if he is lucky, at trees and a view, or even at a black wall. He may write poems, or plays, or novels, as I do. But all these differences arise only after the crucial task is complete—after he has sat down at the table and patiently turned inward. To write is to transform that inward gaze into words, to study the worlds into which we pass when we retire into ourselves, and to do so with patience, obstinacy, and joy. –Orhan Pamuk, the Nobel Lecture, 2006

The writer’s secret is not inspiration—for it is never clear where that comes from—but stubbornness, endurance. The lovely Turkish expression ”to dig a well with a needle” seems to me to have been invented with writers in mind. If a writer is to tell his own story—to tell it slowly, and as if it were a story about other people—if he is to feel the power of the story rise up inside him, if he is to sit down at a table and give himself over to this art, this craft, he must first be given some hope. The angel of inspiration (who pays regular visits to some and rarely calls on others) favors the hopeful and the confident, and it is when a writer feels most lonely, when he feels most doubtful about his efforts, his dreams, and the value of his writing, when he thinks that his story is only his story—it is at such moments that the angel chooses to reveal to him the images that will draw out the world he wishes to build. -- Orhan Pamuk, the Nobel Lecture, 2006

I would like to see myself as belonging to the traditions of writers who—wherever they are in the world, East or West—cut themselves off from society and shut themselves up in their rooms with their books; this is the starting point of true literature. The writer who shuts himself up in a room and goes on a journey inside himself will, over the years, discover literature’s eternal rule: he must have the artistry to tell his own stories as if they were other people’s stories, and to tell other people’s stories as if they were his own, for that is what literature is. -- Orhan Pamuk, the Nobel Lecture, 2006

A writer talks of things that we all know but do not know that we know. To explore this knowledge, and to watch it grow, is a pleasurable thing; the reader visits a world that is at once familiar and miraculous. When a writer uses his secret wounds as his starting point, he is, whether he is aware of it or not, putting great faith in humanity. My confidence comes from the belief that all humans beings resemble one another, that others carry wounds like mine—and that they will therefore understand. All true literature rises from this childish, hopeful certainty that we resemble one another. When a writer shuts himself up in a room for years on end, with this gesture he suggests a single humanity, a world without a center. -- Orhan Pamuk, the Nobel Lecture, 2006

The question we writers are asked most often, the favorite question is: Why do you write? I write because I have an innate need to write. I write because I can’t do normal work as other people do. I write because I want to read books like the ones I write. I write because I am angry at everyone. I write because I love sitting in a room all day writing. I write because I can partake of real life only by changing it. I write because I want others, the whole world, to know what sort of life we lived, and continue to live, in Istanbul, in Turkey. I write because I love the smell of paper, pen, and ink. I write because I believe in literature, more than I believe in anything else. I write because it is a habit, a passion. I write because I am afraid of being forgotten. I write because I like the glory and interest that writing brings. I write to be alone. Perhaps I write because I hope to understand why I am so very, very angry at everyone. I write because once I have begun a novel, an essay, a page I want to finish it. I write because everyone expects me to write. I write because I have a childish belief in the immortality of libraries, and in the way my books sit on the shelf. I write because it is exciting to turn all life’s beauties and riches into words. I write not to tell a story but to compose a story. I write because I wish to escape from the foreboding that there is a place I must go but—as in my dream—can’t quite get to. I write because I never managed to be happy. I write to be happy. --Orhan Pamuk, the Nobel Lecture, 2006

[C]ontrary to what we’ve been taught, there may be just one universal story. Someone loses something. –Ken Foster

[T]he best writers reveal something about themselves that a smarter person would choose to hide. –Ken Foster

Fiction, in its groping way, is drawn to those moments of discomfort when society asks more than its individual members can, or wish to, provide. Ordinary people experiencing friction on the page is what warms our hands and hearts as we write. –John Updike

I once asked this literary agent what writing paid the best, and he said, “Ransom notes.” --Gene Hackman, as Harry Zinn in Get Shorty.

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. –Robert Frost

As Arthur M. Schlesinger, Sr., once commented upon reviewing his young son’s homework, “I liked your essay … and know that you must have had fun writing it. There is always a little thrill one gets from saying things well.” Arthur, Jr. remarks: “This last sentence for some reason has lingered in my mind ever since. It remains true.”

I don’t like eloquence. If it isn’t effective enough to pierce your hide, it’s tiresome; and if it is effective enough, it muddles your thoughts. –Dashiell Hammett

A writer’s brain, at least a quarter of it, is writing all the time. He’ll hear something and automatically turn it around backwards. When I’m talking to people, part of my brain is always listening, and I even listen to myself as I ramble on. –Harlan Howard

The most important thing to remember about back story is that (a) everyone has a history and (b) most of it isn’t very interesting. Stick to the parts that are, and don’t get carried away with the rest. Long life stories are best received in bars, and only then an hour before closing time, and if you are buying. –Stephen King

[T]wo-thirds of happiness is to know that the people you love are nearby in great harmony; the missing third—doing things with them instead of remaining at your desk as that faintly ridiculous figure at the end of a long corridor, its eyes fixed on some page, moving words from one place to another—can be dispensed with when there is no other way out. –Louis Begley

Samuel Beckett’s advice to young writers: “Pare it down. Pare it down.”

The author seems determined to put down on paper every single fact he has gathered in his seven years of preparation. (Historical novelists call this “research rapture.”) --Max Byrd

Phillip Roth once said there are only 4,000 readers in the U.S., and once you’ve sold a book to each one of them, you’re done, that’s the end of it. –Edith Grossman

Like everything else, playwriting is a dialectical exercise. There’s no shake-and-bake formula of this much or that much. Writing is a series of mistakes that you correct. It’s always a struggle, and the nice thing about the theater is that you don’t have to do it all by yourself. –Tony Kushner

To me, truth is related to silence, to reflection, to the practice of writing. Speech is not a fount of truth but a pale and provisional version of writing. –J. M. Coetzee

I want to start from some imagined, highly improbable, highly fantastic but not impossible fact and move from mental reality into social reality. That is, I think, the way of true art: not from the bottom up but from the top down. –Harry Mulisch

In a book of 207 pages, Bragg includes more than 400 single-sentence paragraphs—a well-established distress signal, recognized by book readers and term-paper graders alike. –David Lipsky

I always write a thing first and then think about it afterward, which is not a bad procedure, because the easiest way to have consecutive thoughts is to start putting them down. –E. B. White

When you say something, make sure you have said it. The chances of your having said it are only fair. –E. B. White

I am very impressed with the mind’s ability to make a complete shift, to keep a corner free. I like the fact that the universe is alive, that it is moving and growing. Hearing yourself think—that’s really what it is for a writer. –Madeline L’Engle

When one hears of a publisher being shot by an author, it is well to have all the facts before us before expressing disapprobation. –James Payn, quoted by Paul Collins

To be a novelist or a short story writer, you first have to pretend to be a novelist or a short story writer. –Charles Baxter

Easy reading is damn hard writing. –Nathaniel Hawthorne

The reader deserves an honest opinion. If he doesn't deserve it, give it to him anyhow. –John Ciardi

Richard Cody taught composition, a slender Englishman sitting at a table on a raised platform, lecturing drily on the art of the essay, which he described as a 440-yard dash through natural obstacles, over rough terrain, an intellectual exercise meant to be esthetically elegant. --Garrison Keillor

All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence you know. --Ernest Hemingway

I guess maybe there are two kinds of writers; writers who write stories and writers who write writing. –Raymond Chandler

The ideal mystery is one you would read if the end was missing. –Raymond Chandler

The thing about writers is that they never seem to get any better than their first work ... This bothers me a lot. You look back and their last work is no improvement on their first. I feel I have an obligation to improve, and I worry about that. –Ken Kesey

The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes. –Agatha Christie

Novelists do not write as birds sing, by the push of nature. It is part of the job that there should be much routine and some daily stuff on the level of carpentry. –William Golding

What people are ashamed of usually makes a good story. –F. Scott Fitzgerald

Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing. –Sylvia Path

I'm privately convinced that most of the really bad writing the world's ever seen has been done under the influence of what's called inspiration. Writing is very hard work and knowing what you're doing the whole time. –Shelby Foote

If you don't write your books, nobody else will do it for you. No one else has lived your life. –Jose Saramago

The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand. –Lewis Thomas

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. –Anton Chekhov

Writing books is the closest men ever come to childbearing. –Norman Mailer

Mark Twain used to say that when he would formulate a character he would suddenly realize he was meeting them for the second time; he met them the first time on the river. –David Milch

Roger Rosenblatt was one of my teachers at Harvard, and he said something, he may have been quoting, I don’t know, but he said, “Good writers have good accidents,” and it’s because it’s the subconscious that really does it. –Mark Helprin

Literature can do with any amount of egotism; but the merest pinch of narcissism spoils the broth. –John Updike

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. –Kingsley Amis

While I was looking in at all this rickrack, Mr. Idea Man spoke up from his Barcalounger at the back of my head, as he sometimes does, and for reasons no writer seems to fully understand. I have said, on one occasion or another, that the “I have an idea for a story” moment comes when very common things are perceived in an entirely new way or in some configuration. That usually shuts people up because it sounds plausible. It is plausible, and it is part of the “I have an idea” moment, but there’s more to it. I just can’t explain what the more is, even after all these years. I can say that it sometimes feels like being shot in the brain. –Stephen King

If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it. --Elmore Leonard

Never open your book with the weather. –Elmore Leonard

I can’t teach people to write but, like an old golf pro, I can go around with them and perhaps take a few strokes off their game. –Kurt Vonnegut

They say writing the first line of a book is the hardest part. Thank God that’s over. –Willie Nelson, in The Facts of Life and Other Dirty Jokes; also: They say the first
sentence in any speech is always the hardest. Well, that one's behind me, anyway. --Wislawa Szymborska, when she accepted the 1996 Nobel Prize for Literature

One can never be alone enough when one writes. –Kafka

I need solitude for my writing. Not like a hermit--that wouldn't be enough--but like a dead man. –Franz Kafka

When asked what his advice is for aspiring writers, Richard Ford said, "Try to talk yourself out of it. As a life, it's much too solitary, it makes you obsessive, the rewards seem to be much too inward for most people, and too much rides on luck. Other than that, it's great.”

Unless you think of yourself as a writer, you never will be. –James Kelman

Reading books about writing is, in my experience, like reading books about sex: I’d rather be doing it. –Holly Brubach

Creating a story that lives on the page, characters that live within it, takes time, endless practice, a measure of luck, and also a sort of pathological refusal to be put off by failure. Lynn Freed

It doesn’t get remarked very often that writing is not a problem confined to lawyers. Writing is a problem confined to the human species. –Prof. Jethro K. Lieberman

The pen stopped moving when the heart stood still. –Charles Isherwood

Writing the last page of the first draft is the most enjoyable moment in writing. It's one of the most enjoyable moments in life, period. –Nicholas Sparks

Writing is like driving at night in the fog. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. –E. L. Doctorow

English departments all over the country have installed the heresy that artists know what the hell they’re doing. If you wrote a play about three women, you must have set out to write a play about three women. How do you get your ideas? No artist who is honest can answer. –David Mamet

Take the time to write. You can do your life's work in half an hour a day. –Robert Hass

Express a life that has never found expression. --W. B. Yeats

All sorrows can be borne, if you put them into a story. –Isak Dinesen

If you make a better book the world will build a mousetrap at your door. --Gilbert Sorrentino

Writers spend all their time preoccupied with just the things that their fellow men and women spend their time trying to avoid thinking about. ... It takes great courage to look where you have to look, which is in yourself, in your experience, in your relationship with fellow beings, your relationship to the earth, to the spirit or to the first cause--to look at them and make something of them. --Harry Crews

There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book. –Saul Bellow

There are a thousand thoughts lying within a man that he does not know till he takes up a pen to write. --William Makepeace Thackeray

I know some very great writers, writers you love who write beautifully and have made a great deal of money, and not one of them sits down routinely feeling wildly enthusiastic and confident. Not one of them writes elegant first drafts. All right, one of them does, but we do not like her very much. –Anne Lamott

The world may be full of fourth-rate writers, but it’s also full of fourth-rate readers. –Stan Barstow

Stories are for those late hours in the night when you can't remember how you got from where you were to where you are. Stories are for eternity, when memory is erased, when there is nothing to remember but the story. –Tim O’Brien

I leave out the parts that people skip. –Elmore Leonard

I have tried for much of my life to write as if I was composing my sentences to be read posthumously. –Christopher Hitchens

I like grit, I like love and death, I'm tired of irony. ... A lot of good fiction is sentimental. ... The novelist who refuses sentiment refuses the full spectrum of human behavior, and then he just dries up. ... I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny, than die a smartass. –Jim Harrison

[writers should ask themselves three questions] Who wants what from whom? What happens if they don’t get it? Why now? --David Mamet

It's a nervous work. The state that you need to write is the state that others are paying large sums to get rid of. –Shirley Hazzard

A writer never has an excuse for not working. If any of you think of taking up the business, you will have to remember that the world is full of blank sheets of paper waiting to be filled, and endless hours in which you should have completed your daily thousand words. –John Mortimer

If the true artist ever weeps it probably is … when he first discovers the fearful price that he has to pay for the privilege of writing in the English language. –Thomas Hardy

WWII

[O]ne thing I understood then that I have known ever since, which is how close Hitler came to winning the Second World War. What I did not know then was that Roosevelt and Stalin would win the Second World War. What I knew then and what I know now is that Churchill was the one who did not lose it. –John Lukacs

This recalls the story of the Japanese tourist who walked down Broadway to 34th Street and, standing in front of the world’s largest store, politely inquired of a New Yorker: “Where is Macy’s?” To which the unforgetting native replied: Pearl Harbor you found.”

WWW

Coping with delayed gratification is—was—a definition of maturity. Demanding satisfaction right this instant is a defining behavior of seven-year olds. The powerful appeal of the World Wide Web is not, as its ideologues claim, the “community” it provides but, rather, its instantaneity: you can send a letter now, get your question answered now, pick your airline seat now, buy anything you want right now. The Internet, empowered by FedEx and U.P.S., finally and fully satisfies our inner child—the impulsive child with zero tolerance for delay.

Since human beings through history have thrived through work, most people will use their liberated time to perform more valuable economic activity. Using the web, they will be able to work far more effectively … Under capitalism, where profit comes from serving others, this release of entrepreneurial energy will be more morally edifying than the “leisure” diversions that many imagine to be the end and meaning of life. –George Gilder

So, there you have one vision of utopia. We will work so hard and long that we will banish leisure altogether. In the future ruled by Evernet, the time we save isn’t something we can deposit in a bank and then withdraw when needed for gentle use; it is time taken away from the immoral waste of art, entertainment, friendship, and thought. –David Denby

(the two primary drivers of the Internet economy: network effects and lock-in) A product exhibits network effects if its value increases as the number of users expands. Fax machines are the classic example: If only 10 people use fax machines, they’re next to worthless. But if 100 million people use fax machines, they become quite valuable. When network effects are strong, there is a premium on rapid growth. Being first to market and investing heavily in building market share are critically important. Markets with strong network effects tend to exhibit a winner-take-all structure, with one or two firms dominating the entire industry. Microsoft and eBay are prominent examples.

The second effect at work in high tech markets is lock-in, which arises when users face large costs for switching suppliers. For example, switching from America Online to another internet provider has a cost: Users have to notify all their correspondents of their address change, learn how to function in a new environment, and give up their chat groups. These switching costs helped AOL capture an installed base of 23 million users. –Hal Varian

Metcalfe’s Law: [Robert] Metcalfe said the usefulness of a network improves by the square of the number of nodes on the network. Translation: The Internet, like telephones, grows more valuable as more join in. –Rich Karlgaard

Trying to assess the true importance and function of the Net now is like asking the Wright brothers at Kitty Hawk if they were aware of the potential of American Airlines Advantage Miles. We’re always very bad at predicting how a given technology will be used and for what reasons. Originally, cable television was just meant to improve your picture reception. But the Net, I guarantee you, really is fire. I think it’s more important than the invention of moveable type. But you have to wait and see. Society evolves like the species. It’s not smooth and linear. You’ll have something like the industrial revolution—it comes like a jolt, and then you kind of dick around for the next fifty years getting used to it. –Bran Ferren

Lurking is a social activity? Absolutely. Lurk is the cognitive apprenticeship term for legitimate peripheral participation. The culture of the Internet allows you to link, lurk, and learn. Once you lurk you can pick up the genre of that community, and you can move from the periphery to the center safely asking a question—sometimes more safely virtually than physically—and then back out again. It has provided a platform for perhaps the most successful form of learning that civilization has ever seen. We may now be in a position to really leverage the community mind.

… that versatile precursor of the Web page, the American refrigerator door.

If I can operate Google, I can find anything. And with wireless, it means I will be able to find anything, anywhere, anytime. Which is why I say that Google, combined with Wi-Fi, is a little bit like God. God is wireless, God is everywhere and God sees and knows everything. Throughout history, people connected to God without wires. Now, for many questions in the world, you can ask Google, and increasingly, you can do it without wires, too. –Alan Cohen

One thing I learned at Apple is that ease of use equals use. The Internet basically sat there unused for 20 years, and then somebody invented an easy interface—Mosaic—and e-mail went from hundreds of thousands a month to billions a month today. –David Levy

“Godwin’s Rule of Nazi Analogies … is an adage of internet culture,” says Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia. It says that as any online discussion grows longer, “the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler” increases until it becomes a certainty.

Content begets eyeballs, eyeballs beget business model. –Jeremy Levine

Who would have thought that the distorted screams of two modems introducing themselves would come to symbolize the dawn of the greatest communications medium ever invented? --Sky Dayton